August 16, 2010 – 11:57 am
Easter Seals Drop Zone is coming up in a couple of weeks and I'm throwing myself off the Hill Tower again. I thought that maybe I should get my will in order. You might have got this e-mail as well but I thought it was appropriate and funny.
I, Trent Allen, being of sound mind and body, do
not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the
hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth
grade biology if their lives depended on it, or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask
for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Sex
Mexican food
Hot Chocolate w/Kahlua
French fries
Wine
Pizza
Sex
Chocolate ice cream
Cup of coffee w/Kahlua
Scotch
Steak
Sex
Booze
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct
my appointed person and attending physicians to pull
the ...
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